I Scream

hmaas:

clientsfromhell:

Client: “The other day I saw on this website that whenever a mouse pointer moved a word followed it. And they would spin and blast out and come back.”

Me: “Yeah…those were popular in the late 90’s.”

Client: “Can you do that with our mission statement?”

Me: “You mean, like the full paragraph blasting around the site whenever the browser would move his mouse?”

Client: “Yeah, also since it’s winter can you make it look like it’s snowing on the webpage?”

Me: “…..”